RubinReports: The Scene of the Crime: I Accidentally Stumble Into A Hotbed of Educational Indoctrination
" Pleasant Words are like a honeycomb, Sweetness to the soul and health to the bones"... Proverbs 16:24
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
THESE PEOPLE NEED TO BE HELD UP IN PRAYER
Carol Barnes
Pat Stagg
The Wettsteins
Stacy Dill
Nate Bothwell
Jeremy Bothwell
Lin and Susan Bothwell
Pat Stagg
The Wettsteins
Stacy Dill
Nate Bothwell
Jeremy Bothwell
Lin and Susan Bothwell
Friday, June 17, 2011
Saying Grace In A Restaurant
Last week, I took my children to a restaurant.
My six-year-old son asked if he could say grace.
As we bowed our heads he said, 'God is good, God is great. Thank you
for the food, and I would even thank you more if Mom gets us ice cream
for dessert.. And Liberty and justice for all! Amen!'
Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman
remark, 'That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even
know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!'
Hearing this, my son burst into tears and asked me, 'Did I do it wrong?
Is God mad at me?'
As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God
was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table.
He winked at my son and said, 'I happen to know that God thought that
was a great prayer.'
'Really?' my son asked.
'Cross my heart,' the man replied.
Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose
remark had started this whole thing), 'Too bad she never asked God for
ice cream. A little ice cream is good for the soul sometimes.'
Naturally, I bought my kids ice cream at the end of the meal. My son
stared at his for a moment, and then did something I will remember the
rest of my life..
He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it
in front of the woman.. With a big smile he told her, 'Here, this is for
you. Ice cream is good for the soul sometimes; and my soul is good already.'
Last week, I took my children to a restaurant.
My six-year-old son asked if he could say grace.
As we bowed our heads he said, 'God is good, God is great. Thank you
for the food, and I would even thank you more if Mom gets us ice cream
for dessert.. And Liberty and justice for all! Amen!'
Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman
remark, 'That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even
know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!'
Hearing this, my son burst into tears and asked me, 'Did I do it wrong?
Is God mad at me?'
As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God
was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table.
He winked at my son and said, 'I happen to know that God thought that
was a great prayer.'
'Really?' my son asked.
'Cross my heart,' the man replied.
Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose
remark had started this whole thing), 'Too bad she never asked God for
ice cream. A little ice cream is good for the soul sometimes.'
Naturally, I bought my kids ice cream at the end of the meal. My son
stared at his for a moment, and then did something I will remember the
rest of my life..
He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it
in front of the woman.. With a big smile he told her, 'Here, this is for
you. Ice cream is good for the soul sometimes; and my soul is good already.'
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Friday, June 3, 2011
THIS JUST IN…
THIS JUST IN…
The death of Osama bin Laden has apparently damaged our relationship with al Qaeda. Al Qaeda has released a statement vowing to make America pay for bin Laden's death. Which - I'm pretty sure we did pay for his death. We paid for the whole thing and even took care of the funeral arrangements. Maybe a thank you would be nice." Jimmy Kimmel
"Osama Bin Laden's supporters want to rename the Arabian Sea where his body was dumped Martyr Sea. Really? Martyr Sea? Hiding in your bedroom for six years? How about Chicken of the Sea?" Jay Leno
"Osama bin Laden is in the ocean. How ironic. Once again surrounded by seals." “Jay Leno
"Osama bin Laden had money and telephone numbers sewn into his clothes. Apparently we got him just as he was on his way to summer camp." –Jay Leno
"How about those Navy Seals. We're getting our money's worth there. They broke into Osama bin Laden's compound with 12-foot walls topped by barbed wire, and fired a warning shot into his head." “David Letterman
"Apparently, members of Al Qaeda are online slamming the U.S. I don't understand why they're so upset. Everyone in Al Qaeda just got a promotion." “Craig Ferguson
"Bin Laden was buried at sea, or as Dick Cheney calls it, 'the ultimate water boarding.'" “Jay Leno
"Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved." “Jay Leno
"Bin Laden lived in this compound in Pakistan with all of his wives for 6 years. So he did suffer." “David Letterman
"Bin Laden's wives didn't have it too bad.........by looking at the pictures of the inside of the compound, it doesn't look like any of them EVER had to do housework".
The death of Osama bin Laden has apparently damaged our relationship with al Qaeda. Al Qaeda has released a statement vowing to make America pay for bin Laden's death. Which - I'm pretty sure we did pay for his death. We paid for the whole thing and even took care of the funeral arrangements. Maybe a thank you would be nice." Jimmy Kimmel
"Osama Bin Laden's supporters want to rename the Arabian Sea where his body was dumped Martyr Sea. Really? Martyr Sea? Hiding in your bedroom for six years? How about Chicken of the Sea?" Jay Leno
"Osama bin Laden is in the ocean. How ironic. Once again surrounded by seals." “Jay Leno
"Osama bin Laden had money and telephone numbers sewn into his clothes. Apparently we got him just as he was on his way to summer camp." –Jay Leno
"How about those Navy Seals. We're getting our money's worth there. They broke into Osama bin Laden's compound with 12-foot walls topped by barbed wire, and fired a warning shot into his head." “David Letterman
"Apparently, members of Al Qaeda are online slamming the U.S. I don't understand why they're so upset. Everyone in Al Qaeda just got a promotion." “Craig Ferguson
"Bin Laden was buried at sea, or as Dick Cheney calls it, 'the ultimate water boarding.'" “Jay Leno
"Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved." “Jay Leno
"Bin Laden lived in this compound in Pakistan with all of his wives for 6 years. So he did suffer." “David Letterman
"Bin Laden's wives didn't have it too bad.........by looking at the pictures of the inside of the compound, it doesn't look like any of them EVER had to do housework".