Bill Clinton's Loving Wife

Bill Clinton's Loving Wife

 

By Dick Morris, former political advisor to President Bill Clinton

 

If you happen to see the Bill Clinton five-minute TV ad for Hillary in which he introduces the commercial by saying he wants to share some things we may

not know about Hillary's background, beware as I was there for most of their presidency and know them better than just about anyone.  I offer a few

corrections:

   Bill says:  "In law school Hillary worked on legal services for the poor."

Facts are:  Hillary's main extra-curricular activity in ' Law School ' was helping the Black Panthers, on trial in Connecticut for torturing and

killing a 'Federal Agent.'  She went to Court every day as part of a Law student monitoring committee trying to spot civil rights violations and

develop grounds for appeal.

   Bill says:  "Hillary spent a year after graduation working on a Children's rights project for poor kids."

Facts are:  Hillary interned with Bob Truehaft, the head of the California Communist Party.  She met Bob when he represented the Panthers and traveled

all the way to San Francisco to take an internship with him.

   Bill says:  "Hillary could have written her own job ticket, but she turned down all the lucrative job offers."

Facts are:  She flunked the D.C. Bar exam, 'Yes', flunked it, it is a matter of record, and only passed the Arkansas bar.  She had no job offers in

Arkansas , 'None', and only got hired by the University of Arkansas Law School at Fayetteville because Bill was already teaching there.  She did not

join the prestigious Rose Law Firm until Bill became Arkansas Attorney General and was made a partner only after he was elected Arkansas Governor.

   Bill says:  "President Carter appointed Hillary to the Legal Services Board of Directors and she became its Chairman."

Facts are:  The appointment was in exchange for Bill's support for Carter in his 1980 primary against Ted Kennedy.  Hillary then became chairman in a

coup in which she won a majority away from Carter's choice to be chairman.

   Bill says:  "She served on the board of the Arkansas Children's Hospital."

Facts are: Yes she did.  But her main board activity, not mentioned by Bill, was to sit on the Wal-Mart Board of Directors, for a substantial fee.  She

was silent about their labor and health care practices.

   Bill says:  "Hillary didn't succeed at getting health care for all Americans in 1994 but she kept working at it and helped to create the Children's

Health Insurance Program (CHIP) that provides five million children with

health insurance."

Facts are:  Hillary had nothing to do with creating CHIP.  It was included in the budget deal between Clinton and Republican Majority Leader Senator

Trent Lott.  I know; I helped to negotiate the deal.  The money came half from the budget deal and half from the Attorney Generals' tobacco

settlement.  Hillary had nothing to do with either source of funds.

   Bill says:  "Hillary was the face of America all over the World." (LOL)

Facts are:  Her visits were part of a program to get her out of town so that Bill would not appear weak by feeding stories that Hillary was running the

White House.  Her visits abroad were entirely touristic and symbolic and there was no substantive diplomacy on any of them.

   Bill says:  "Hillary was an excellent Senator who kept fighting for Children's and Women's issues."

Facts are:  Other than totally meaningless legislation like changing the names on courthouses and post offices, she has passed only four substantive

pieces of legislation.  One set up a national park in Puerto Rico .  A second provided respite care for family members helping their relatives

through Alzheimer's or other conditions.  And two were routine bills to aid 911 victims and responders which were sponsored by the entire N.Y.

Delegation.  Presently, she is trying to have the U.S. Memorialize Woodstock.

Here is what bothers me more than anything else about Hillary Clinton.  She has done everything possible to weaken the President and our Country (that's you and me) when it comes to the 'War on Terror'.

1. She wants to close GITMO and move the combatants to the USA where they would have access to our legal system.

2. She wants to eliminate the monitoring of suspected Al Qaeda phone calls to/from the USA .

3. She wants to grant constitutional rights to enemy combatants captured on the battlefield.

4. She wants to eliminate the monitoring of money transfers between

suspected Al Qaeda cells and supporters in the USA .

5. She wants to eliminate the type of interrogation tactics used by the Military & CIA where coercion might be used when questioning known

terrorists even though such tactics might save American lives.

One cannot think of a single 'Bill', Hillary has introduced or a single comment she has made that would tend to strengthen our Country in the 'War

on Terror'.  But, one can think of a lot of comments she has made that weaken our Country and makes it a more dangerous situation for all of us.

Bottom line: She goes hand in hand with the ACLU on far too many issues where common sense is abandoned.

Divorce Agreement

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT...

 

The person who wrote this is a college (law) student. 

Perhaps there is hope for     the next generation after all.

 

 

THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

 

 

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: 

 

We have stuck together   since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. 

 

I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

 

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms.  We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

 

 

Here is our separation agreement:

 

 

--Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion.  That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement.  After that, it should be relatively easy!  Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

 

--We don't like re-distributive taxes so you can keep them.

 

--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

 

--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

 

--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and bio-diesel.

 

--You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell.  You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

 

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.

 

--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.

 

--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.

 

--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles, and give you NBC and Hollywood.

 

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

 

--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.

 

--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

 

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

 

--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. 

   You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

 

--We'll keep the SUV's,  pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars.  

   You can take every Volt, Tesla and Leaf you can find.

 

--You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.

  

--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."

 

--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," 

  "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kumbaya," or "We Are the World."

  

--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

 

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

 

Would you agree to this?  If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete.  In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

 

 

Sincerely,

  

John J. Wall

Law Student and an American!

 

P. S.  Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, George Clooney, Barbara Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you. 

 

P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

 

 

Forward This Every Time You Get It! Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sinking In!!