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Requirements for Being A Good Democrat

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
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2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
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3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and Korean communists.
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4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
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5. You have to believe that global temperatures are more affected by soccer moms driving SUV’s
than cyclical, documented changes in the earth’s climate.
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6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
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7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
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8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can’t teach fourth graders how to read
is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
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9. You have to believe that hunters don’t care about nature but loony activists, who have never been outside of San Francisco, do.
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10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
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11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make ‘ The Passion of the Christ’ for financial gain.
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12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution,
while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
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13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
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14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.
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15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
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16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
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17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it has ever been tried is because the right people haven’t been in charge.
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18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.
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19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality
should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
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20. You have to believe that illegal, Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government
is somehow in the best interest to the United States .
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21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
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22. You have to believe that it’s okay to give Federal workers Christmas Day off but it’s offensive to say ‘Merry Christmas’.